Teacher and Akpos at it again

TEACHER: Why didn't
you study?
AKPOS: A year has 365
days for you to study.
After taking away 52
... Sundays, there are only
313 days left. There are
50 days in the
summer that is way
too hot to work so
there
are only 263 days left.
We sleep 8 hours a
day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days
so
now we're left with 141
days. If we fooled
around for only 1 hour a
day, 15 days are
gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We
spend
2 hours eating each day,
30 days are used in
this way in the year,
and we are left with 96
days in our year. We
spend 1 hour a day
speaking to friends and
family, that takes away
15 days more and we
are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take
up at least 35 days in
your year; hence you are
only left with 46
days. Taking off
approximately 40 days
of
holidays, you are only
left with 6 days.Say you
are sick for a minimum
of 3 days; you're left
with 3 days in the year
to study! Let's say you
only go out for 2
days...You're left with 1
day.
But that 1 day is your
birthday. That's why I
did not study
TEACHER: keeps quiet!!!