Killing English in Nigeria

Killing English... Top Gbagauns!!!
1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday
Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ?
"
2. Class Teacher Once Said: "Pick Up The
...

Paper And Fall InThe Dustbin!!!"
3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of
The World To America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY
BACK.."
5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches...Other
wise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....
6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When
The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To
SwitchThe Fan On, But There Was Some
Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not
Oning"(Ing Form Of On)
7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur
Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving
Around College"
9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am
Eazy, Married With Two Kids"
10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll
HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK
AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD Comes AndTells Us... "My
Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My
Daughter"
13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially
Mother And Father
14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys
Outside When I Am In The Class?!"
15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend
Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You
Understand. Computer How Understand??
16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The
Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet,
The Principal Has Passed Away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I
Will Stand Uping U"
18. Teacher To Students: Don't Spit Outside,
The Understanding People Will Suffer
19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl
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