Hi bro Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man whose clothes were all tattered and who looked needy.
"Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Jane." Akpos answered.
"Young man, Jane is our most expensive girl. Perhaps, you'd prefer someone else."
"No, I must see Jane." Akpos replied.
Just then, Jane appeared and announced to Akpos that she charges N50,000 per visit.
Akpos didn't blink. He only reached into his pocket and handed her 50 pieces of N1,000 notes.
The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon Akpos calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding for Jane.
Jane explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there was no discount. It would still be N50,000.
Again, Akpos took out the money, and the two went up to the room. He left an hour later.
When Akpos showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again, he handed Jane the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour, Jane asked Akpos, "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?
"I'm from Warri."
"Really? Jane exclaimed. "I have a brother who lives and runs a business there."
"Yes, I know!" Akpos replied. "He's the one that told me to give you that N150,000."
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